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WHAT WE WARNED YOU
ABOUT
(DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU!)
CLICK ON
THESE LINKS
TO FIND OUT JUST WHY, IN FACT,
SMOOTH "JAZZ" CAN
HURT YOU!
A pubic service
announcement
(Let's
face it folks: for the last 7 years Smooth "Jazz"
has become the de facto standard for background
AND foreground music for the porn industry - and
we should know, because we watch a LOT of...
Jazz Charts !
Our recent polls
have shown that Jazz and Commercial Pop, but particularly "Smooth
Jazz", is not generally accepted by students at
CLC, while dining in Lancer's Cafe. Most
students polled (at least those who marked
themselves as students) preferred strong music in
the late morning/early afternoon and not too
strong music at generally other times of the day
or night. Most respondents over the age of
30 (or at least those who admitted to be at least
30 or over) said they preferred either classic
rock or regular jazz ("Not that Kenny-G, New Agey,
WNUA crap") almost constantly for relaxing OR for
active listening! An almost equal number of
students aged around 20 also preferred Classic
Rock over other kinds when actively listening or
studying.
At CLC Radio, we
are glad to expand our catalogs of music and
especially Jazz (and, OK, some commercial Pop, but
absolutely nothing on the Top 10), but we will not lift one finger,
we will not waste one SGA-budgeted dollar, we will
not waste one minute of time that otherwise should
be spent actually WORKING for the station, we will
not waste any spare time: searching, purchasing
(even if we are reimbursed), or caring at all
about Smooth Jazz or Current Top 10
Billboard-listed songs. We actually care more
about Country Music than our worst nightmares
called "Smooth Jazz" or "Top 10". Remember kids, Smooth
Jazz is neither. Listening to Smooth Jazz is
quite possibly as dangerous as drinking too much DiHydrogen
Monoxide; at any rate, listening to Smooth Jazz
almost makes you want to vomit - and that's never
a good thing.
Also:
Stay the Hell away from the new Gnarls Barkley St.
Elsewhere CD until they RE-RELEASE THE DAMN
THING! Thanks to Atlantic Records & quite
possibly www.downtownrecordings.com, there is a load of CRAP on this CD. CRAP,
as in, COPY PROTECTIONISM.
Good luck ripping your own PRIVATE USE copy to
your harddrive.
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