Welcome to the Ah, Big, Yet So Silly !
A little page where things fall through; where things just don't quite add up; where minds are altered; where we threw some junk that our GM thinks is "cool" - his word.
These
balls are bangin' y'all!
Our New Transmitter (oh, and a disclaimer, just in case)
Its underground!
Our Backup Power Sources
Also, underground (that's Mike walking with Dave Parks and Steve, probably going over the punch-list to finish up)
Our latest Weather Robot
Pictured with the newest handy-capable Scooter (much more fuel-efficient than the old Black, Red, and Blue ones we still have!)
Our Doppler Weather system that we share with the Earth Science classes
Here with Me, Mike and Anthony trying to "interface" a problem.
Our Weather Robot being re-programmed by one of the CLC Lancerettes!
Amazing, isn't it?
In our Brand New Offices ! (located in the Tech Wing, or "Twing")
In a meeting, going smoothly.
In the New Broadcast Booth !
This interview with DEVO isn't going so well (notice the gun)....but, look at the nice catering that CLC's Chef Rich prepares for us every morning!
Satellite Broadcasting may prove worthless and futile !
This would just cost too much money and a few lives (of people, and that's not good).
Well, that's all the pictures the CLC photo lab could afford to waste chemicals on, but they should have plenty more once the power grid is back up tomorrow.
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT THE NEW TRANSMITTER:
Russ Petersen: "Genius!"
Barb Martens: "He was such a good COBOL programmer - probably still is - I don't know what could have happened to have caused [the building of the transmitter and power grid] this!"
Bruce Mack: "Yeah, well, I really can't talk about [the building of the transmitter and power grid] it right now."
Wendy Barth: "Yeah, well, at least Dan gave us 8 weeks notice! But, BTW, calling the Tech Wing the 'Twing' for short, was my idea. I'm all over brevity, like an acronym."
Mike Patrick: "More crap!", "I want a a re-count!", and "Thank God Prowse moved the link!"
Jim Brown: "Tesla coils? It's the kind of improvement that just screams TQM ! I just wish they would have asked me to come up with the boiler-plate specifications (dammit)."
Russ Petersen: "Where's Prowse!"
Pat Gonder: "It just looks like someone pasted photos from Forbidden Planet on a page and tried to call it 'ground breaking'. Perhaps, one day, they'll show us pictures of the 'real' transmitter."
Myself: "OK, Mr. Gonder, here's yer 'real' transmitter:
No doubt, as you can see from the accolades above that, everyone is ecstatic about the new stuff.
Click here to learn where we are able to get limitless power...
The theories of wireless power (other than the obvious)...
So, where did Tesla get some of his
"power", eh?
If you've read this far, then you are goofy AND savy! But, there's more links down here in the
A B Y S S !
And now the links, let's kick it off from this I don't know why, but this kind of crap fasinates me...:
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html
http://digg.com/links/Company_Names
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/ or http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors
PAST WEAK LINKS
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/haiku_20detection_2frepetition_20feature
Anagram Genius http://www.ccnmag.com/ccnframe.php?webid=81
ASCII Art Text Maker http://www.ccnmag.com/ccnframe.php?webid=166
Windows Error Message Maker (Fun) http://www.ccnmag.com/ccnframe.php?webid=167
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The disclaimer: This page is humor - take it that way, or else.